The Unfortunate Integration and Merger of Technology

As most of society is googlely-eyed and awestruck by the advances in technology, there are a few people out there who were perfectly content with the current standard.

As a standard, the technology industry re invents something every 3 months. This being said it is widely understood that you by a computer and by the time you get it home out of the box it is already out of date. The side that most people do not see as an advancement in is the developer side of the technology. This is the little things that happen in the changing of 2 lines of code to make something run more efficiently.

I came across a quite infuriating problem over the weekend with a web based company that I am a very loyal customer and supporter of.

Many months ago my University decided that it would like to move all student email accounts over to a Gmail (Google Mail) based system. Being a loyal supporter I was freaking ecstatic at the opportunity that my email can now be moved out of the University's fossilized computer technology. 

I was basically a kid in a online candy store:

Me when I saw that the migration happened

They even came up with a clever name. "Catmail" University of Arizona Wildcats and Gmail put together. Now I could get both my Gmail and Catmail on my phone, it was much user friendly and basically all around made the entire student body happy. Having two tabs open so I could multi task the emails was a very very nice way to keep life organized and keep work and personal life separated.

Over the weekend the some developer changed around 4 lines of HTML Code and now I cry at night. The exact lines of ode that were changed I could not tell you, but you can now no longer log onto both emails simultaneously. Gmail will realize that you are "cheating their system" and make you log out of one to log into the other. 

Many people do not see a problem with this. well when everything is tied to a certain Gmail account, such as Youtube, Blogger, Google Labs, Stumble, Facebook, Autofill...it makes it extremely painful to work on School email in one tab and do absolutely nothing else in the other tabs. My frustration meter was almost instantly pegged.

Needless to say of the possible fixes none of them are conducive to a productive work environment. There were many new Facebook Status posts about the lack of care the the developers at Google expressed for their loyal following.

Back to using a computer to do one thing at a time...Because Multi tasking is clearly for not anyone who has two or more Google accounts.

Nighttime/Star Photography Attempt 1

So with a camera that I barely understand how to operate I have been on the mission to take some money worthy pictures that I could sell to _____ (classified).

Last couple nights I have been trying to take some star photos. Remember that these are taken from the balcony on my apartment complex, which is located in the middle of Tucson.

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Moon with full zoom, Need telephoto lense

Airplane flew threw picture

Pic 1 medium black background

Pic 2 lighter background

Pic 3 very black background

Please let me know what you think in the comments,

Tips and tricks are greatly appreciated as well

How Cleaning Works College Style

So I now that I am back at school I had to clean the apartment so certain people don't get pissy with me. I realized that there is a very strict order to cleaning. I believe nothing is ever truly clean, it just migrates around in certain groupings with other objects.

I start near the front door and move back deeper into the apartment all the way to my room, which is opposite of the door across the apartment.

Starting in the Kitchen, Everything is clean just need to put all the pots and pans and stuff of that nature in their respective homes. Easy. Since I don't have a dishwasher everything is done by hand, therefore everything sits out until it is washed, then resumes sitting around until it is dry and someone (me) puts it all away. Instant counter space. Wipe down counter and Kitchen is clean.

Moving to the kitchen table the problem begins. With everything from Mail from months ago to present day, Coasters, A bamboo plant, Homework, Bike Lock, Bills, Xbox controllers, and anything else that gets left there it seems hard to clean. Like most people I am going for speed so I can move on to doing something fun. Move all the bills and mail into to neat piles and throw all the other stuff onto the couch in a pile. Couch is only a few feet away but counts as the next room since it is on the carpet and the table is on the tile.

Move to living room. Note the pile has moved from the table to the couch. Things are now all over the couch and surrounding area. Remotes, backpacks, pillows, chargers for phones and laptops, game cases, plates and drink glass, soda cans empty and full. various boxes with instructions for bike locks, RC helicopter, Football and Kick stand are all object now in pile on couch. Grab the obvious and put them away, Xbox controllers and game cases. Move rest of personal crap to room. Move kitchen items into sink.

Everything in room is messy, pathways literally determine how I get to stuff I need. Everything in pile from couch is moved to already huge pile on desk. I put away shoes (just line them up). Next is clear flat spaces, Take everything put in on bed. New Pile. Keeping track we now have two piles in bedroom, one on desk one on bed. All paperwork is moved to desk, into pile. Other objects that are used daily are also moved to desk or put back were they were in a somewhat neater fashion. Pile on desk is now huge.

Forget the bathroom. The sink area is just sorted roommates stuff on one side mine on the other. Just make it look kinda neat and walk away.

Now There is neat pile in my room and one in the Kitchen with all the dirty sh*t I found around the apartment. The Pile progressed from kitchen table, to couch, to desk in my room. Once we have achieved this point in the cleaning we are done. Huge pile of shit in room therefore apartment is clean.

Daytime: Move shit to bed.
Nighttime: Move shit to desk.

The 3 Phases of new Technology

When a new technology is introduced to the public, three kinds of stories are written in "The Media." Here they are, in order:

1. "Hey, look at this New Thing!"
2. "You can have sex with this New Thing!"
3. "The New Thing can hurt you."

Motion Sensing additions to 3rd gen Video game consoles:
1) The Wii came out and everyone was drooled over how cool it was with its motion senor num-chucks. Not long after that everyone heard the lawsuit going around about how some lady let go of her num-chucks and they went flying across the room and hit someone else standing nearby watching her Mario Kung Fu action. Crazy lady, who is obviously mentally impaired, looses lawsuit and now all following technological inventions have to have some sort of goofy warning.

2) The Kinect comes out for the Xbox. The world is amazed with the notion that you no longer need to use your hands to play video games, it is now more realistic than ever. Within a month the game developer ThriXXX comes out with a sex game for the Kinect. Microsoft shut ThriXXX down within a matter of hours after their Media Release about their "Hands Free sex game" came out. After a few months now I still read stories of people hurting themselves, their surround furniture, and the TV itself.


3) The PS3 Move. Lacking in all departments. You stole the Num-chuck controllers from the Wii and after the Kinect came out, no one was to impressed. Sorry.


Web Cams:
At the first sign of video chatting through a computer the world was up in flames to acquire this new technology. Soon I'm sure people were video chatting naked. That is basically like watching porn online BUT the porn star can see you too. Next thing you know the person you thought you trusted took pictures of you naked and has now posted them all over the image boards. Now that your naked pictures are all over the internet, good luck explaining that to anyone who questions you about it.

Yes, that is a picture of yourself nude,
 that you just found online.

On to what every one wants. Pictures display things way better then words, so here are some of them to help put my point across:

Next time something technological comes out, watch these steps occur.

These are only two examples, If you have more put them in a comment on this post and I'll put them up to a case study!